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Interior Painting
Walls, ceilings, trim, doors. New colors and crisp lines that make every room feel brand new.
Residential Interior & Exterior Painting
Is your house a shit show?
We can fix that.
Yes, that's really our name. It got your attention. Now let our work keep it. Fresh colors, modern updates, and serious curb appeal for any home, from tired to totally overdue.
- ✔ Free Estimates
- ✔ Clean Job Sites
- ✔ Interior & Exterior
The name's a joke. The work isn't.
Your home's glow-up menu
Fresh looks and bold new colors, inside and out.
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Exterior Painting
Siding, trim, soffits, doors. Proper prep, quality coatings, curb appeal your neighbors will openly envy.
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Deck & Fence Staining
Rich new color for your outdoor spaces, protected against sun, rain, and Albany winters.
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Color Consultation
Can't pick between 47 shades of beige? We'll help you choose colors you'll actually love.
Funny name. Serious standards.
Here's what you actually get when you hire us.
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Free, Clear Quotes
Written, itemized estimates with no surprise add-ons. You know exactly what you're getting.
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Clean Job Sites
Drop cloths down, mess cleaned up daily. The only shit show is the name on the truck.
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On Time, Every Time
We show up when we say we will and finish on the schedule we agree to.
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Real Transformations
We don't just slap on paint. We help you pick a look that turns heads and feels like you.
How the glow-up happens
Four steps to the best show on the block.
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Free Quote
Tell us about your project. We'll visit, measure, and give you a clear written estimate.
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Pick Colors
Lock in colors and finishes. Expert help is included if you want it.
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Prep & Paint
We protect your stuff, prep every surface, and bring the new look to life.
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The Big Reveal
We walk through it together and touch up every detail until you love it.
Where we work
Based in Albany, NY and upgrading homes within about a 90-minute drive across New York's Capital Region, Saratoga, Lake George, the Mohawk Valley, the Catskills and the Hudson Valley.
- Albany
- Troy
- Schenectady
- Saratoga Springs
- Clifton Park
- Glens Falls
- Lake George
- Amsterdam
- Gloversville
- Cobleskill
- Hudson
- Catskill
- Kingston
Plus everywhere in between. Not sure if you're in range? Just ask.
Questions, answered
Is that really your name?
Yep. We figured a name you'd never forget beats "Quality Painting Co. #4,817." It makes you laugh, then our work makes you proud of your house. Whether your place needs a little love or a total glow-up, we're the show worth watching.
My house is in good shape. Do I still need you?
Absolutely. Most of our clients just want something better: a new color, a modern update, or curb appeal that stops traffic. Good houses deserve great shows too.
How much does a paint job cost?
It depends on size, condition, and materials. Quotes are free, written, and itemized, so there's no guesswork.
Do I need to move my furniture?
We handle moving and covering furniture for interior jobs. Just put away anything fragile or valuable.
What paint do you use?
It depends on what you're looking for: interior walls, exterior siding, trim, doors, decks and more. We'll work with you to pick the paint that will work best for your project.
Let's start your glow-up.
Tell us about your project and we'll get back to you fast with a free, no-pressure quote.
Prefer to talk? 518.669.7719